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Random, hilarious, embarassing, thought-provoking, what-the-heck things the kids in my life say.

The Culprits

Clem James: My son.  Age 4.  Overly sensitive.  Likes a plan; does not like it when you deviate from the schedule or do not tell him about the plan for the day.  Also obsessed with the rules; does not like it when other people break the rules, especially if they don't get in trouble for it.  Pretty darn smart (and I'm not just saying that).
Eleanor: My daughter.  Age 3 months.  She doesn't talk yet.  But she will soon.  And it scares me.
Kadin: My nephew.  Age 5.  Active.  Lots of energy.   Likes legos and doing man work. 
Allison: My niece (sister to Kadin).  Age 3.  Even more active.  Even more energy.  Loves, loves, loves babies.  No really, she loves babies.
Bailey: My niece.  Age 13.  4.0 student.  Sarcastic (now where would she get that?).  Things posted are said to me or another family member.  I'd post what she says to her mom, but it seems she rarely actually speaks to her mom.
Riley: My nephew (brother to Bailey).  Age 12.  Really really book smart (and for sure I'm not just saying that.  He's scary smart).  Likes Star Wars and Dungeons and Dragons and Lord of the Rings.  And yes, he knows every odd useless fact about each of those things.