(At Wal-Mart trying to find a particular powder for Gramma Gladys): 

Me: I can't find it anywhere. I find the baby powder in the baby aisle but I can't find the old lady aisle. 

Eleanor: I know where it is. I've been here before with Gramma Karen. 

(Walks around the corner. Grabs a box of condoms off the shelf). 

Here it is. I told you I'd been here before with Gramma. 

Me: No, this is not the old lady aisle. And I don't think Gramma needs those. But thank you.