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Random, hilarious, embarassing, thought-provoking, what-the-heck things the kids in my life say.

Monday, September 30, 2013

Eleanor (around bath time):
I have privates.  

Me: 
Yes, you have privates. You have labia. 

Eleanor:
Clemmy have penis?

Me:
Yes, Clem has a penis. 

Eleanor:
I want penis.

Me:
No, Eleanor can't have a penis. You have labia. 

Eleanor:
I have penis Friday? 

Me:
No, not Friday. You can't have a penis. 

Eleanor:
Yea. I want penis. 

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