That is (not) my kid...

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Random, hilarious, embarassing, thought-provoking, what-the-heck things the kids in my life say.

Clem (upon going to the bathroom):

It was just a little turd. It was just hanging like a vine that a monkey could swing on.

michellepine: Michelle Pine is a thirty-something teacher-tutor-wife-mother-daughter-sister-aunt-reader-aspiring writer-liberal-female. She has a dog, who helps her husband hunt to bring home pheasants; three chickens, who lay her delicious eggs daily; and a cat, who runs across the street to greet her at the door every time she comes home; a husband, who annoys her as much as he makes her happy; a son who does the same, but is cuter; and a newborn daughter who keeps her up all night.

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