Clem (in a discussion about dinner):

Me: Do you want vegetable lasagna or left overs from last night?

Clem: I want lasagna. 

Me: Okay

Clem: But no vegetables.  Just lasagna.  What is in it?

Me: Okay.  Vegetable lasagna with no vegetables.  It has sauce and cheese and noodles.

Clem: I don't want any noodles.  Just plain lasagna.

Me: Okay.  So you want vegetable lasagna with no vegetables and no noodles.  Just sauce and cheese.

Clem:  Yeah.  I just want plain lasagna.

(FYI: He ate all the lasagna--vegetables, noodles, and all)